Edit: Nope, I was wrong. This is the worst fudge she has ever made.. Sorry. Maybe next time.
I gave the smartdogs (meatless hotdogs) another chance. This time, instead of ketchup and mustard (which I thought could mask ANY flavors), I used pepper jack cheese, dijon mustard, relish, and I toasted the hotdog bun. When I say I used this stuff, I DROWNED this soy wienie in the condiments. I really slathered it on there. I mean, to the point where I could barely even notice that it was also on the bun. And it worked! I was able to consume the whole thing without gagging over the smartdog! Instead, the relish and dijon mustard sort of overwhelmed my taste buds with wtf-kind-of-emotions.
And I also ate some strawberries, blackberries, and blueberries, after. Yummy.